Sunday, March 04, 2012

Yukon Yahoos Stuff!

We've got some merchandise! You may have noticed the new sidebar item, over there on the right which links to my "store" at Zazzle.  I create the magnificent items and you and bajillions of other people can buy them and enjoy them and share them and then hang them on your mantle forever. If you don't have a mantle, you can put it on your bedside table. Tell me you don't want to look at Pooh Bear's butthole first thing in the morning!? (yes, there is a card with THAT on it)

I started out with mugs, then got into the greeting card business 10 minutes later. And I must say, oh my goodness, I LOVE the greeting cards.  I've always thought that 99.9% of the greeting cards out there are terrible.  I would stand forever at the rack of cards, looking for the least lame one. And still leave disappointed. All I knew was that the more flowers and mushy talk on it, the more my mom was gonna love it (kidding mom!). (no, I am not)

But now. Oh, I will never give a cheapo card again. I have semi-inappropriate cards of my own for every occasion!

I will be adding items as I create my new masterpieces but in the meantime you can at least head over there for a good laugh.  Here is my favourite - thanks to a suggestion from my mom to have cards for those ah, "senior" members of the population.

Here is each page of the card and NONE is blank (another pet peeve of current stupid greeting cards):





Any birthday card that includes a decapitated, smiling head who's headless body is giving a "thumb's up" is tops in my book!

4 comments:

Marg said...

I wish I knew someone who was getting divorced so I could send them that card. Two tails up for your cards Stacie ( I mean that in a good way)

Matt, Kara, Hunter and Cavan said...

ahahahahahahhahahah Too awesome!

Fawn said...

So THAT's why you were Googling "French guillotine".

dogsled_stacie said...

Marg - I could do a "happy your NOT divorced" card, would that work?

Fawn - yep! oh the places that Google search took me!!!