*Are there days when you're feeling a little bit down, in a bit of a low mood, or just in need some cheering up? Well, have we got the answer for you!
Our fully-trained-in-therapy-even-though-she-has-no-clue-what-it-is Pooh Bear! model is there to annoy the hell... help you through your difficult times.
Had a bad day? PB!T is there to DEMAND your attention.
Have a drinking problem? PB!T is there to distract your hands from picking up the bottle as she forces you to pet her every waking moment. Even when you pass out on the couch, she will be there the second you flinch to get some attention make sure you're ok. When you're passed out on the floor she will stand over top of you for HOURS until you regain consciousness (be careful not to move too fast if you have long hair though, she has a habit of standing on it).
Stressed out at work? PB!T is there to greet you after a long, difficult day.
Isn't it time you gave in to the Power of the Pooh Bear!?? Stop spinning in circles, PB!T will do that for you!
Even thought at times it may look like she only cares about HERSELF, it is really YOU she is trying to please. She will keep at it until you are happy. No, really, she will seriously keep at it. I don't think you're understanding me, she has stamina, she will keep at it until you snap!
But you'll forget about all your other problems because she will be so in-your-face, you will not be able to concentrate on anything else.
One of our many satisfied customers.
Call for prices. All major credit cards accepted. Payment plans available. Pooh Bear! insists that YOU come visit her however (she doesn't like to fly) so please check Air North for flights to Whitehorse. When you arrive, Pooh Bear! will find you! It's the Power of the Pooh...
*apologies to poor Heather for being the model for depression in this post, but really, you know what you're in for when you visit and the camera comes out. You did sign the disclaimer, remember?
10 comments:
LOL....I love the close and in your face shots!
I would love to sign up for some PB!T. It looks like just the sort of thing I need.
I would like to book an appointment for Valentine's Day, isn't that the best time for some loving therapy?? Oh yes are libations provided so we can experience all facets (flat out on the floor) of the therapy or is it strictly BYO?
I am a very satisfied customer indeed! I don't remember signing the disclaimer though. I think that was the power of the PB!T working -I forgot about everything(and the disclaimer) :)
can i put pbt on a insurance plan? hehe sounds like pb can take your mind off other things . ken
Oh I am in LOVE! I am checking the North Air flights to Whitehorse right now so I can have a little of that Pooh Bear therapy. Please give her a big squeeze for me, what a star she is. Heather, you are so lucky.
Now THAT'S what I call a good post....the red is nice by the way, and maybe you should change your Blog's name to "Pooh Bear's Life in the Yukon with some people and other dogs"
Sincerely, P.B.F.
(Pooh Bear's BIGGEST Fan, of course)
Lindsay - it is hard to get a picture of her without getting her whole big head in the shot!
Av. Mom - you'd have to actually... HUG though! LOL (I guess hugging people is wayyy different eh?)
Heather you're right - I think PB forged your signature. She's sneaky like that!
Ken - sue, PB is actually lobbying to be a free service under our health care plan, so maybe soon one day everyone will get PB!T!
RR - considering the way my personal life is going, I'M going to need PB Therapy for Valentine's Day! I'm not sure I can share... :)
Anon - that proposed new title of the blog is pretty much spot on! I like it, it's true and PB LOVES it!!! At least I'm pretty sure she would if she understood words other than "blah blah POOH BEAR!!!blah blah PET POOH BEAR blah blah blah..."
Everyone needs a little Pooh Bear Therapy.
Driving up from Haines for PB!T...right after I walk the dog and feed the cat and oh yeah, go to work. Maybe in the spring.
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