Saturday, March 14, 2009

SAGETRACKER

Ok, here we go! Episode #328 of "What's Sage Watching?"

This week, it's MANTRACKER!

Ooh, this is a new show I have yet to see. I'm intrigued! Plus I like horses, they visit my meadow and they stare at me when I bark at them. One day I'll scare them away.


That is one freakin' cool cowboy... I need a hat like that.

Run prey run!!! God, you bipedal mammals are slooowwwwww....

Geez, now he's walking.  MANTRACKER should try tracking something that challenges him - like me and my stealthy ways.

Ms. almost-in-heat, Esther slides up next to Sage. Apparently tv is much more interesting to this neutered male.

MANTRACKER is closing in on them... yo, Esther outta the way! Why do you keep sticking your butt in my face?!?

As I'm taking pictures I feel something boring into the back of my head and turn around to see this two inches from my face:

Ivy stares me down as she telepathically tries to get me to pet her.


Mmmmm... that's my favourite beer, except Stacie rarely shares. Something about "this precious cold foamy liquid is NOT for dogs..."


Why does Stacie keep drooling and giggling and then tell me to" get out of the way Sage!" when they show THIS cowboy?? And what does "sexy" mean?


Ahm... what do YOU want? MANTRACKER is tracking, do you mind?

Is this dog smart or what? He even reads subtitles!!

Note the cocking of the head to concentrate harder. Yes I raised this canine genius.


Shocker, the man on a freakin' HORSE caught the tragically slow homo sapien. 


Wow MANTRACKER must have been off in the bush chewing tobacco or something to let this one guy win.


Well, that was pretty good. I'll give it a few more episodes before I make my final decision though.

Then we test Sage's tv endurance after an hour of MANTRACKER:

On... The View. He instantly loses interest, but can you blame him??


Oh Elizabeth, man I can't STAND her and her ultra-conservative ways.

Sage really did get up after about five minutes of The View, and walked to the door and sprawled out. He is one picky tv viewer.

Meanwhile, Ripper is just looking for something to eat.

Hmmm, that lamp looks appetizing.


Esther misses all the action while napping on the floor. Such is life in this horribly stressful kennel... :)

5 comments:

Murray said...

This, folks, is what cabin fever looks like at its worst! Time for a new hobby, Stacie? That's hilarious, though! :D With the screaming blizzard I just woke up to, I just might see if I can find something like that to amuse me - what's Monty up to now..... :)

Matt, Kara and Hunter said...

ahahahha That dog is hilarious! I watched a heap of that show when I was in Edmonton waiting to have Hunter. And I think the view sucks as well!

nologic said...

I love Sage. Such a wise soul. And he is right, The View is boring. I really hate it when they all yell, at each other, at the same time.
Ummm---guess I 50 degrees and raining isn't something to complain about.

dogsled_stacie said...

Murray, sadly I think you're right!!!!

Kara - so there's more MANTRACKER in your future. ooh! That's a good baby name - TRACKER!!!

Nologic - yep, he's a smart one. :)

Meg said...

Sage is awesome!!!! I love the "Sage watching TV posts". And I agree about The View...ick. My new Alaskan Husky is QUITE enchanted with watching TV, too. This reminds me that I need to photograph her doing this (she's picky & will only watch DVDs on laptops, though, nothing on the real TV).