Yes, I think my computer is officially *buggered* right now. Yet, I am so committed (or...
should be committed?) to blogging, that I will find a way to subject you all to the crap in my life!
So... Ivy went back into surgery for the third time on her neck abcess. She was out a few days and doing fine. The day the drain was supposed to come out, I decided I'd yank it out myself, since it was practically falling out. That process went fine, but in doing so, I also made the moronic decision to take out her stitches too. This was not a good idea since they had only been in a few days. First, let me defend my poor decision-making skills: I remembered last time I had taken her in and they took everything out at once, so really, I was just following what the clinic did. However, I just didn't think it through CLEARLY. That time, the drain and stitches had been in much longer. Fast forward to me yanking out the stitches and being all proud of myself, then immediately realizing it was the wrong decision. Oh yeah. This wound was really gaping open now. Good job. Pat yourself on the back for that one...
Then the lightbulb went off in my head!! I have skin staples! Easy right? I'll just staple her NECK together. I found the staples and attempted to staple away. Well, the first one didn't go in, and the second one seemed to jam. It's not too easy with a little hyper dog bouncing around. I suppose working on her neck nice and close to the jugular is a bit intimidating as well. So I go to take a closer look at the stapler - it seemed they weren't coming out properly - and
THWAP!!! I succesfully staple....
MY FINGER!!!! Owwww....ok, so those do sting as they go in. Good to know.
Even more difficult is trying to get a staple out of your finger with one hand. Really. Take my word for it. See, the staples have to be spread apart, THEN removed... this is just FYI - if anyone else out there manages to do this to themselves.
But, I overcame this little obstacle and went out to chase Ivy down (while bleeding out of two new little holes in my finger) to staple her again. She knew what I was up to. The fun doesn't end here... oh no! I had bought new sunglasses a few weeks ago (this does relate... just be patient). They were for biking, and a pair I
REALLY liked - not too expensive, 'cause I know me. Good thing, because I thought I lost these things last week. Great I thought. One week and they've disappeared! Ok, so this afternoon (prior to the staple scenario), I FOUND THEM! Woohoo... I was so excited, because I had my big round-trip commute planned the next day.
Cut back to me chasing Ivy around, and as we make the corner around the coffee table...
CRUNCH!!! The sound and feel under my feet was torture. I knew EXACTLY what I had stepped on. MY NEW SUNGLASSES!!! Awwww..... frick!!! Snapped the arm clear off. They, like my computer, are now completely buggered.
The good news: Ivy is successfully stapled and I am successfully scarred for life... but staple-free!